Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
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Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
Today, I came to the unsettling realisation that the 2XL jacket that was originally 3 sizes too big for me is now a perfect fit. FML
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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sarsuela 29
I am 30 and still have same clothes I was wearing on 8th grade photo. After 3 kids it's kind of great.
Marcella1016 32
This fml should be titled #Humblebrag haha Seriously OP enjoy it! My metabolism kicked in (wait...kicked out? ...it basically just quit on me) after college and I don’t fit shit anymore. It’s pretty sucky after a life of not having to do much to stay skinny (yes I’m humble bragging too lol) and having to actually work at being normal-sized. Count your blessings and enjoy it while it lasts! I used to wish I was bigger and now I’m like what the hell was I thinking lol
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EmmaMK 35
I was the same. I then got married and had kids. I can maybe get one leg in a skirt now 😳
Hailstorm92 12
Shit I’m 29 an can still fit into my high school clothes. No point in buying new clothes if you still have good ones to wear.