Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
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Fx13mz 7
Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?
DjeePee 25
This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.
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Comments (206)
bubo_fml 11
Imagine if he convinced you that the "beauty mark" was located elsewhere!!
bubo_fml 11
So, he's a "squirter" then?
HU4L188 0
Post a link?
abs1232 7
PLEASE post the link to the video! lmao!
varkey 7
Why would you caress and kiss a "beauty mark" anyway? They're actually ugly and gross, they must be if they can resemble blackheads.
cmars3 7
Beauty marks aren't ugly and gross. Moles are though.
slaveg 11
i almost puked reading that
Goodkat_fml 6
Ugh! EEWW! This reminds me of a Shane Dawson video where Miley Cyrus had a huge pimple and right when he passed out, she gave him mouth-to-mouth CPR and when she realized her pimple was gone, Shane almost choked on all the gross zit-slop.
Robinevelyn 6
Im sorry but how do you get a blackhead (that is growing in size) confused with a beauty mark?
pyrenean_dreams 0
Kissing and caressing his "beauty mark"? YDI.
zombiekitten87 12
Well, that's disgusting. Know what else would have been disgusting also? Kissing and caressing it even if it HAD been a mole.