Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
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Fx13mz 7
Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?
DjeePee 25
This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.
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Comments (206)
Calyx_fml 22
^ damn. I was gonna say that. #7
zingline89 18
I'm too quick for you! (and sadly my gf too)
Sawprophet 3
Hopefully it was worth the wait.
tencentsakiss 19
How do you grow a blackhead for two years?!? Don't they go away on their own eventually?
MerrikBarbarian 9
rubbing bacon grease on it? I've heard guys joke about doing that. o-o
VeganVampyre 27
No, I think normal spots do, but blackheads don't. Although I can't imagine they would grow that much either...
Zeek63 0
Bacon grease lots of bacon grease...
cmars3 7
Blackheads do go away eventually, I've had a few that I left alone and then they were gone
MzViKki 4
Thats so disgusting lol but i wana see the video
gleniatorixx 5
Why would you caress a beauty mark anyways?...
s0m3guy2010 21
Maybe you should grow your own. Just make sure it gets plenty of water and sunlight so that it becomes completely unavoidable to your boyfriend.
supimnyancat 9
Give us the link to the video.
Btreasure 8
Well if that's how he treats his pimples then think how hes going to treat you. hes going to shower you with affection. you luckyyyyy!!
coltsrock37 15
I bet you were pleasantly surprised. At least it didn't pop while you were caressing it
cmars3 7
Blackheads don't pop, that's pimples.
MissMae93 23
You're an idiot.
cmars3 7
How so? They don't pop I've had many before I know how to get rid of them. It's dirt, you squeeze from both sides and it slowly comes out depending on how long it is. They don't pop.
perdix 31
You found that, but you couldn't find his "un-aroused package?" I guess a girl making out with a pimple might dampen one's erection.