Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
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perdix 31
I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?
Doortje 30
Yay, now you can relive it every day :D
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Comments (96)
ckjacques53198 0
wow you are cool
ckjacques53198 0
sorry I thought you dumped her. you really got boned. what a ****
GoingLesbian 0
I selected TDI because I though you said YOU dumped HER... sorry lol. That sucks dude.
CloudEnvy 17
Terminally Deserved It? That's taking it a bit far, surely.
TerrorDollie 0
Now she will forever be able to replay your reaction!
machiko_fml 0
Maybe it was her mothers birthday wish..
DudeImBetter 0
no offense or anything but you look like a combination of the grudge and scream.
persianjr1 7
Hey your no Brad Pit either. even im prettier thatn you when you have a personality like that.And im ugly!! Just Look at my pic. by the way you got 4 dollars on you?
DudeImBetter 0
you mean you're not your. anyways I didn't say she was ugly, I just said that she looked like two extremely ugly monsters combined. also I find that man in your picture picture really attractive so I don't see the point you're trying to make.
DudeImBetter 0
I accidentally clicked the send button before I was finished. Anyways in all seriousness I meant what I said to 19 in the least offensive way as possible. I do think her smile or whatever is kind of creepy tho.
madgolden 0
Oh God :: I'm Sorry !
541MedfazWcM 0
LOL
smokindagoo 0
HAHA her whole family knew that was coming and i bet they were pumped up about it. what it all really means is they really must think your a douche, to do that to you. her mom got everything she coulda wanted for her birthday not only is her daughter not with you anymore. but they forever have a family keepsake to remind them of how funny that was
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe he behaved inappropriately at the party? Probably actually.
perdix 31
I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?
ytgfa 0
lol
bjnono001 20
Now he's the president of the United States. Look what you made us do
Doortje 30
Yay, now you can relive it every day :D