Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
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perdix 31
I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?
Doortje 30
Yay, now you can relive it every day :D
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Comments (96)
cj91 0
Could of been worse...least her family didn't clap and cheer.
obxgal13 0
ooooo nice....
DudeImBetter 0
3 what's that bong looking item in your picture.
Jacki24 0
Wow now the family will probably show it to werent at the party...
lexi365 20
the perfect gift for her mom
goatmanjizz 0
cum on her mums nose
DudeImBetter 0
makes sense.
yusootic 0
That sucks but at least you are remembered...
lovestoomassage 0
ouch..
Brak61 5
You should've said, "That's okay babe, your oral skills need a lot of work anyway! Buh-bye!".