Pranks and Love: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

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Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

Comments

jvanevery 19

Friday 8 July 2016 18:14

beautiful two pranks in one

Vlen_fml 20

Tuesday 19 July 2016 3:27

hey, as long as you get a vasectomy I'm not gonna judge what you and your sister do if you're both consenting adults.

JackFaire 27

Friday 9 September 2016 16:37

You should team up and prank him back. Thank him for opening your eyes and ask what he thinks of you and your sister having a june wedding.

peterblack67 9

Thursday 28 January 2021 2:42

Thats just mean.

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