Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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salvorican
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Aww she sounds sweet
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iluvhobos
| 5
Oh, senility...
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iluvhobos
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Oh, senility...
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Ahkoifish
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Crazy grandparents FTW!!
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garrettcodd
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she just dosent want great grand kids...
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yummycupkake
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i first read this as "grenade whistle" it would have made the FML more funnier lol, but heyy at least you have a grandma who knows how to defend herself:)
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seanders
| 10
Could be worse. You could have the black belt granny who killed a man. Was on 1000 ways to die.:)
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ladybunny
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Lulz I remember watching tht..... xD
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YDI__Bitch
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she probably knew it was you the whole time but wanted an excuse to hit you
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notsocrazee
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why does an old woman have a rape whistle? not saying it's impossible for it to happen, but young women don't usually bring around rape whistles.
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KingGeorgeGal
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Someone forgot their glasses this morning.
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jacomarine89
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I really hope those aren't your real numbers.
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imOaks
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Tht? What channel is that on?
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GigaB
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notsocrazy u really shouldn't put all ur numbers and emails online for any creeper to see
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kamikrazy
| 6
Why would she have rape whistle?
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YDI__Bitch
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read the rest of notsocrazys bio... she/he is lonely (desperate), so whoever it is, they want a creeper
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that1guyyy
| 12
it's probably an ex boyfriend who posted his old gurffriends numbers
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goshpeople
| 4
Maybe notsocrazee wouldn't mind having a creeper call her, but I'm willing to bet she would mind having a crazed creeper show up at her workplace/home/mom's house.
It also makes me wonder if maybe she's setting up someone else she knows, like revenge on an ex-friend, posting THAT person's phone numbers. Creepy all around.
It also makes me wonder if maybe she's setting up someone else she knows, like revenge on an ex-friend, posting THAT person's phone numbers. Creepy all around.
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
POW! Right in the kisser!...err...nuts.
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herrobear
| 0
Some people don't like when other people assume they need help and aren't capable of crossing the street themselves. I'd be angry, and confused as well.
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Slim2306
| 10
when grandma says she's ready for anything she means it!
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mazochyst
| 10
What, you haven't heard of senior rape? Surprisingly it's quite common.
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yahoowizard
| 16
More like "oh, women >.>"
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
why would rape an old person?
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ibitehard
| 9
#43 Me and my friends are all 14/15 and we carry around rape whistles :3
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intensity24
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your hot!
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blackxlinerxrun
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153 - I don't think that this ":3" is necessary. a rape whistle isn't some cute accessory.
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blackxlinerxrun
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I mean 156
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ejrpeanut
| 0
My grandmas a hoarder
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salvorican
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Aww she sounds sweet
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lotto_boi
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sweet yet deadly
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enonymous
| 8
Are you comparing my granny to a fart?
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Danger716
| 0
Ydi for not recognizing your Grandma right away
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boyguydudemalema
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Even he recognized her right away, the same thing would've happened anyways because his granma didn't recognized him.
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supermankisses
| 1
sick comprehension skills 57.
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hellogoodbye1996
| 6
why does an old lady need a rape whistle...who would rape and old lady..
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elmousey
| 5
Yea who would rape an old lady!? Only hot young women should qualify for rape(sarcasm).
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krispybacon4321
| 23
Who would rape children?
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zip2014
| 0
lmao oh grandmas... :)
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Boygenius50
| 8
Since when do grandmas carry rape whistles???
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brah89
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brah89
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typical @tttytytyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytyttttytyy ytyyyyyyyty
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GlobalElephant
| 16
nobody want to rape old crazy woman
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Shadow1368
| 17
that sux.
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BrittanyCelesteP
| 0
sucks*
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Shadow1368
| 17
No, I said sux. Learn to read. And don't be a fuck*n grammar Nazi.
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Sportsfan86
| 3
shadow you sure are a tough guy... jk
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Shadow1368
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Okay first off, that wasn't funny. Second off, I'm not a guy, and third off, don't assume stuff.
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Omgpwned1234
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End life for the good of humanity.
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Sportsfan86
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I wasn't trying to be funny, nice try though
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goshpeople
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It kind of ruins the statement when you tack on a "jk" at the end. Just be confident in your words and in the fact that anyone who's at all worth their salt will recognize sarcasm and/or facetiousness.
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Shadow1368
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71- I'm sorry that u r a suicidal idiot and have to try to get other people to kill themselves to try and make u feel better about yourself.
I love how u all thumbed down my comment because I was fourth, and if it's not because of that, then u r just all stupid I guess.
I love how u all thumbed down my comment because I was fourth, and if it's not because of that, then u r just all stupid I guess.
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sandracore
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aren't you starting to think she has Alzheimer?
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gamegeek42
| 6
lol Damn it....that was my line
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ImAHomosexual
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Gamegeek. I don't think that "line" was meant to be lol in any way...
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JustinThunder
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Maybe you should approach people with more caution.
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Mrrevorp
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stop being helpful then!
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seenyou
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what ? so after one incident like that , OP should be less helpful and kind ? idiot
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Mrrevorp
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precisely
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starwind3438
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39 Do you know how stupid you sound?
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
You morons. He was being sarcastic.
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Mrrevorp
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lmao at least SOMEONE recognizes sarcasm
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lotto_boi
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i take this your grandma is prepared for that normaly
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saIty
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Your grandma is a champ.
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friscoed
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I want to meet a grandma like this someday! (without the whistle or being socked in the nuts of course)
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cgchamp89
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Afterwards, did she pinch your cheek and tell you you're cute? Then tell you a story that started with, "When I was your age..."