Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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Comments (339)
JayXL14 0
That's just wrong.
der_Jabberwhock 0
Except for the pops bein round that's ****** hot.
edawg35 0
wow just wow
soozin 0
ewwwwwwwwwwww. sorry, needed an immature moment there. but seriously, ewwwwwwwwwww. I couldn't help but cringe reading this. I hope this will be forgotten soon... and that when you get married one day, your husband will 1) never hear of this 2) have a good laugh
Awstnurcl1 0
hey, before you know it, you will be taking bike rids with him as much as possible xD
Zlappy 0
Sooooo glad it said (woman) behind anonymous otherwise i could really see a good FML
godyourethick 0
dw it won't ruin your life. Also LOL@#239. Messy.
brianna_jordon 0
um , that awful . i feeelll sooooooooooooo baddd for you .
stringking21 0
Wow fyl did u squirt or just intense pleasure
goebellll 0
@79: I don't see how I'm supposed to even consider what you said due to the way you spelled "awkward", "ment", and "sight". Coooooool.