because bick dicks feel great. dont get me wrong, he better know how to use it, but my boyfriend has both those qualities so im doing just fine :] and to the OP: did you ever think she just wanted to make a joke? she obviously has no problem with you {or your dick] if shes with you and condoms are a "regular item" on your shopping list. FYL because whether she was joking or not, its not cool to make fun of a guys dick. thats like a guy telling us our boobs or ass are too small. but sometimes us girls dont realize it.

Well, to the both of you, here's what I've come to notice: To guys, small = short, large = long. To girls, small = small, large = large. Meaning, for men, they seem to be more concerned with length impressing their girlfriend when it's really width that we women are usually talking about. NOT SAYING THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE, obviously NOT, I'm saying this is what I've gotten from the people I've talked with. To any guy who's worried about his penis length though - first of all, the average is between 5 and 6 inches, and secondly it's usually around 4 inches in that a girl feels the most. It's not length you should worry about, it's width. Well.. no I take that back; it's what your girl wants you should worry about. I mean that in if your girl is satisfied with your penis, you really shouldn't worry about it. As for gay dudes... the prostate is also pretty shallow, and if you're not into anal then length or width doesn't matter, yes? I wouldn't think so... Then again, what do gay dudes do if one of them is significantly larger/smaller than the other? I've always been curious about that. [/random]

question...just how shallow is the prostate???

Which is why plenty of men like having their asses fingered - easy to reach! I like how you used "big, fat win," mercy.

I like how you refered to your penis as your "little soldier" I laughed for like 5 minutes.