Miscellaneous: Good one, Debbie

Good one, Debbie

By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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Flustered

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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vanillamelody 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:08

Don't feel too badly about it... obviously a LOT more people have this same dilemma, seeing as how Walmart RAN OUT of small condoms!

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:03

ahahahah, not going to lie, I would have laughed to.

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benshady 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:21

haha maybe walmart sells penis enlargement products LMFAO!

juggaletteninja 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:57

Actually they do.

xfmylifexxx 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:22

came is spelled wrong xD

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

funny7777 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:25

haha. no worries. they RAN out of small so a lot of people r in ur boat.

DarthFurby 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:25

HAS ANYONE HERE EVER USED A CONDOM? SERIOUSLY They don't come in small/med/large. There are regular ones, and then stupid ones like "Magnums." The majority of people people who buy "extra-large" condoms are people falling for advertising. The average condom will fit something like 95% of men.

KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:34

not me...

Rivlas 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:10

Yeah but they can be a bit restricting on the blood flow if you catch my drift...

Twincest 11

Wednesday 2 December 2009 6:59

I'm sorry, but there IS such a thing as 'small'. I had to throw away a box I bought because it just wouldn't stay on because I was too big. I'll never buy condom in chinatown again.

Tribulations 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 8:21

Spoiler: IT'S A JOKE

Sappheyes 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 14:26

The average ones will "fit" in the sense that most penises will fit inside of them, yes. However, the larger ones may be more comfortable. A particularly girthy man I once dated had always used regular condoms, and when I suggested he switch to Magnums, said they felt a better, with less of the tight, pinchy around the base sensation. Sure, the other ones performed their purpose just fine, but these felt better, and isn't that the whole point of a condom?