Intimacy: Good moaning

Good moaning

By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

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perdix 29

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:00

Your sister's sex moans sound like a dog's? What a bitch!

CableX17 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:18

rofl

pancake_mixx 9

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:41

Lmfaoo you made part of my day (:

porter12 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:43

lmao

xxElle 0

Monday 13 September 2010 10:57

lol!

djroxx13 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:12

That was a weird comeback

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:17

Why would you moan to fight back?

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:18

YDI. You can't tell the difference between dog and human. ******.

yessiee23 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:20

why would you moan back??? and how old r u op

xshadyshadow 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:21

I was thinking the same thing. But my theory is...(s)he WASN'T pretending.

WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:43

How do you pretend to make a moaning sound? :o *with no sound*?

kathira120 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:51

awww hahaha I'm sorry... that is awkward(:

spillyourguts_13 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:53

why would you think they were pretending? theres this thing called morning sex.

samshazam 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:55

is that a normal thing?

rockstatic 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:18

Why do you take offense if your sister is having sex?

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