Late term

By disappointed - 10/12/2020 20:02 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I had to pick my son up from jail. He was pulled over for having a busted tail light, gave the officer his licence, realized he gave the officer his fake ID and then the dumbass gave the cop his real one. Is it too late for a vasectomy? FML
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No, but it's too late for one to affect your idiot son. The best way to deal with him now is to smack him upside the head, and make him pay back what you spent on his bail, plus ensure he pays any fines/court costs. And remember, if he does anything stupid in the future, you can always smack him upside the head again. ...Maybe it would be wise to make him get a vasectomy himself. You don't want your grandkids raised by a moron.

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No, but it's too late for one to affect your idiot son. The best way to deal with him now is to smack him upside the head, and make him pay back what you spent on his bail, plus ensure he pays any fines/court costs. And remember, if he does anything stupid in the future, you can always smack him upside the head again. ...Maybe it would be wise to make him get a vasectomy himself. You don't want your grandkids raised by a moron.

Was he drunk on top of it?

I mean, kyou didn't have to go get his dumbass. A night in jail probably would have done him good.