By emayc - 22/11/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete mess. My coked up housemate had invited strangers to stay over when they told her they didn't have place to sleep. They stole my money, speakers, Polaroid camera, and passport. They left a packet of biscuits. FML
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PennyLane27 32

They left a packet of biscuits? That is the most British thing I've ever bloody heard!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Take all her coke and sell them to recoup your loss. That'll teach her a lesson.

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neverfind 20

I hope the people who click YDI clicked it on accident

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PennyLane27 32

They left a packet of biscuits? That is the most British thing I've ever bloody heard!

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hugtrees13 16

Cocaines really becoming a problem in England, call the police and tell them what happened

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RichardPencil 30

At least they forced you into the 21st century where digital photography rules. Too bad you won’t be able to “shake it like a Polaroid picture,” but you weren’t supposed to shake them anyways.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Take all her coke and sell them to recoup your loss. That'll teach her a lesson.

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chirstinap325 23

Materials are great but biscuits replenish you! I can imagine you nibbling on them as you stare at the places your things once were.

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Did your roommate have anything to say about all this??

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krray 7

People still use Polaroid cameras? Biscuits ARE good...

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Shabnam Moghal 14

How rude! What kind of passive aggressive doesn't leave tea bags? Your room mate owes you big time.

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