Clothes, Stuck and Awkward: Going medieval

Going medieval

By hurley - 27/02/2011 10:10 - Australia

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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You deserved it 34 826

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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You deserved it 3 520

Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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You deserved it 54 380

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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You deserved it 64 805

Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You deserved it 63 528

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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You deserved it 5 944

By Helmet - 20/10/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

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You deserved it 9 007

By Earthboundb - 23/03/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized, I had left my uniform at home. FML

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You deserved it 61 534

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:13

If you have to sleep in it and can't get home, go to a hotel and ask them if they have a room for a knight.

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:14

I bet every real knight has been in that situation at least once.

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soprecious225 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:16

but you can text????

jellyfishdelight 0

Monday 28 February 2011 14:40

.....Don't lie poster. You like it

DakotaCat 4

Monday 28 February 2011 15:26

And yet you can type up an Fml! Bravo! Good luck holding that pee in!

courtDEdort 0

Monday 28 February 2011 15:53

How are you typing with it on....?

babymickeycakes 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:31

You cant get it off but you can write about it on FML ??

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 28 February 2011 20:00

Ask someone else... A fair maiden perhaps.

instigat0r 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:47

ydi for being a Renaissance nerd

Mach10 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:16

Should have put on robe and wizard hat

fmlwcb101 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:48

Hahahaha!! Wat a loser n wat great friends. I wud of done the same but put itching powder in the suit before i left haha

poppywinkle 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:51

neeeeeerrrrdddd !!!!!

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Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

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Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML

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Today, I witnessed someone giving medical advice that they got from ChatGPT. FML

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Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

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Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML

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Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML

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Going medieval

Same thing different taste

Knackered

Get me out of here

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