Intimacy: Giving and taking

Giving and taking

By patriarchal apparently - 29/06/2013 19:58 - Saint Lucia

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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In training

By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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Fragile

By HashiManGo - 02/09/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "she used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML

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By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 2:18

Hypocrite.

Grand_Cookie 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.

Comments

smokecloud_ 37

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:16

thats pretty sad. my problem is my boyfriend doesnt let me go down on him enough because he would rather go down south himself. :/ wanna trade for a day? :D

rebel501 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:18

Hard situation.... Have u tried chloroform

iammeorami 25

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:33

Now she's just somebody that you used to blow......

davincidasecond 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:04

Dude, grow a damn spine. Stand up for yourself and don't let her kick you out because of her entitled attitude. Sex isn't one sided and if she won't blow you, then don't go down on her anymore.

bash720 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:07

Leave! She's controlling and manipulative! Get out now!

BexBaby86 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:08

Gotta give a little to get a little. Sex should be interesting and doing what the other likes. Sounds like a selfish lover. Good on you pleasing her, but, should be returned as well!

iDuckedShePowed 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:22

That's no fair exchange.

dreamnitedarling 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:42

From the username, I'm going to assume OP's girl is claiming feminist reasons... I promise, OP, this isn't how a real feminist is, she's just using it as an excuse to be selfish, or she's acting out some D/d fantasy without OPs consent.

Elle_ShellBelle 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:04

I don't know if I would go so far as to call her a hypocrite. But she does seem rather selfish and really manipulative. But I don't believe you give head to get head. If you enjoy something and want to make your partner happy and get them off that should be the main reason you do something. But I haven't yet met a guy who would eat someone out for a long time let alone at all if they didn't enjoy it. But I would do as others suggested and grow a spine if it bothers you enough to post an FML. But try not to be spiteful about it. That will ultimately get you nowhere