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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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RadPenny 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:55

Oh Apple :)

deviable 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Why not just use a mirror?

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creamysandwicher 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:35

You are welcome! Sorry. That sucks. But at least you found what was causing it!

Deltajoel 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:42

Dude, there's an app for that.

moneybagz131 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:15

Hahaha! OP's name gets to me!XD

sparkrok 8

Sunday 4 March 2012 8:11

buttscratcher!! get yer buttscratcher!!

MelLynn 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:21

How bout whiping your ass after you take a shit.

lily_may02 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:30

Awkward :/. Hope you get whatever is was fixed.

erikababyy 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:53

you have worns, by the way. ^__^

yusaku02 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 1:21

YDI for buying Apple products

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 March 2012 6:02

Yeah, listen to this guy. Apple sucks, buy something else. Apple is the devil./sarcasm

SpeakOutLoud 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:00

Consider yourself lucky, at least it didnt automatically upload to facebook

Provi90 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:17

Best. Fml. Ever. Lmfao

thegreat8 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:50

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