Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, after breaking my leg, I'm unable to put any weight on it whatsoever. Our bedroom? Upstairs. Our only bathroom? Basement. My husband thought it would be a great idea to leave me alone and unable to walk to go babysit his nieces. I had to piss in a bucket. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
stronghand0331 17
That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.
IFightFoos 0
Idiot? That man is a genius!
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Comments (240)
pinklover24 13
my boyfriend is sick, I should text him and tell him to do that lol I wish I could do that
Emileerzz 1
Actually, he's sounds pretty smart
teeaitch 2
Simple solution - splice the hoses together.
Nani16 0
He's one creative ass ************ ! xD
hideyoself 4
your roommate is possibly the most awesome human being in history! he'll invent a device which lets humans be as lazy as a dry bagel on a sunday afternoon
Iknoweverything 29
I disagree with people saying he is epic and genius, but I will admit, you gotta give the guy points. While it sucks that he's lazy, you should be giving him credit to committing to it!
Keyman1212 14
You sound like the lazy one, not carrying him to the bathroom when he has to urinate, and washing him up. YDI for being a lazy SOB.
rubyroborr 0
what happens if his piss bucket gets full lol
rockarolln89 0
your room mate is awesome!
xmarkstheheart 0
I agree with #5 and #34. It's very gross, but a great feat of engineering! Still, FYL. When I was little, I made a remote-control light switch. I taped two series of bendy straws to the wall running from the light switch to my bed, and ran a string through each one. It worked like a charm!
lifeinhd 3
I have something like that right now to close my door from my bed. Except it uses screw eyes and fishing line.