Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, after breaking my leg, I'm unable to put any weight on it whatsoever. Our bedroom? Upstairs. Our only bathroom? Basement. My husband thought it would be a great idea to leave me alone and unable to walk to go babysit his nieces. I had to piss in a bucket. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
stronghand0331 17
That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.
IFightFoos 0
Idiot? That man is a genius!
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Comments (240)
TurnOffTune1n 0
he's a genius! hahhahah
dealerdon 0
he sounds smart to me lol and ydi for living with him
birds_fml 7
You're a jerk, OP. He's sick with the flu, and you're obviously not helping him out, so the best option is to have a water supply in his room and a bucket to pee in, so he doesn't have to get up. YDI for not taking care of him like a good person would.
dynky 3
He is quite clearly not an idiot. He's solved the problem of having to get up when you have flu. Genius!
redrookie 0
idiot?????? this guy is a master mind
RndmMagician 0
He sounds genius not lazy
malydilnar 0
guys, he was obviously on a kill streak in cod...
pip74205 9
I'm imagining putting a cut in the piss pipe and/or taking the bucket and dumping it on him.
MrJentipede 2
he sounds like a genius, OP is intimidated by him
micheal84102 0
I love this. I can't stop laughing.