Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
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ilovewhatthecut_fml 12
Is the ball okay ?
cailey1234567890 24
That's totally my luck. I kept telling my friend I didn't want to go watch her volleyball game because I knew I'd get hit. Finally let her convince me and as I walked in the door I got hit.
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Comments (41)
Cads1 24
I assume since your face caught the ball you have the ball handling skills of a lesbian.
worldclassrager 41
Better than a baseball or something like that..
SaffyKat 2
You're pretty damn lucky it wasn't Aaron Williams that hit you.
Tarlachia 33
Were you a Labrador in a past life?
The_Basileus 9
Ohh, that must have hurt.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
American 'friendly fire' kills Afghan allies. Person gets hit by tennis ball while watching professional match. Just two of today's headlines. If it's a FML for being hit it the face with a soft ball what is it for the families of those killed in Afghansitan?
Zgamerz 11
"Move, bitch, get out tha way
saberjpg 6
Is it really the first time you've taken balls to the face?
drummerok 9
Have a good night
VgForce_fml 3
Did you get the ball autograph to: in your face?