FML : Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says...

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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By homersgirl - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 08:28 / United States

Intimacy

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By thatpianoguy612 | 0

#595767 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:12

That. Is. Awesome.

By dacho | 7

#595772 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

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By Bloodknight | 22

#595754 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

turkishjew | 0

#2969181 - Monday 25 July 2011 04:21

bloodknight thinks that cuz he never been laid

missonedirection | 6

#4267747 - Friday 6 April 2012 06:50

ahahahaha 75, clever ! lol

crazytiger16 | 8

#4872385 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 06:57

Doesn't matter, had sex!!! :D

melkymac101 | 17

#5888291 - Tuesday 18 March 2014 03:23

Whoever this is, I love you

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595756 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:09

first

degco44 | 0

#596577 - Thursday 1 October 2009 12:01

You're the second, smart one. Epic fail.

pittspens | 0

#596878 - Thursday 1 October 2009 02:35

HAHA. EPIC.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595765 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:11

fourth

By thatpianoguy612 | 0

#595767 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:12

That. Is. Awesome.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595770 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:13

sixth

By dacho | 7

#595772 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595776 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:14

eighth

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595783 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:16

ninth

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595788 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:18

tenth bitch

By youaresofucked | 0

#595790 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 04:18

What made it amazing? Just to clarify....

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