FML : Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says...

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By homersgirl - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 08:28 / United States

Intimacy

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By thatpianoguy612 | 0

#595767 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:12

That. Is. Awesome.

By dacho | 7

#595772 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

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By Bloodknight | 22

#595754 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

turkishjew | 0

#2969181 - Monday 25 July 2011 4:21

bloodknight thinks that cuz he never been laid

missonedirection | 6

#4267747 - Friday 6 April 2012 18:50

ahahahaha 75, clever ! lol

crazytiger16 | 8

#4872385 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 6:57

Doesn't matter, had sex!!! :D

melkymac101 | 17

#5888291 - Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:23

Whoever this is, I love you

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595756 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:09

first

degco44 | 0

#596577 - Thursday 1 October 2009 0:01

You're the second, smart one. Epic fail.

pittspens | 0

#596878 - Thursday 1 October 2009 2:35

HAHA. EPIC.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595765 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:11

fourth

By thatpianoguy612 | 0

#595767 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:12

That. Is. Awesome.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595770 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:13

sixth

By dacho | 7

#595772 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595776 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:14

eighth

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595783 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:16

ninth

By blakehilli8 | 0

#595788 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:18

tenth bitch

By youaresofucked | 0

#595790 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:18

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