Kids, Food, Creepy and Work: Freaked out

Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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You deserved it 3 521

By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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You deserved it 52 241

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 695

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 825

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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You deserved it 26 935

Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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You deserved it 27 535

OK Shaggy

By Notakidpusher - 24/11/2015 03:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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brohamas16 7

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:51

Hah I'd make my kid do the same thing

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:52

Slenderman: Origins

Comments

samasara 20

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:55

He wants the v.

gc327072 30

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:07

No.

MormonPornstar 7

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:47

Yes.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:02

^ I guess the Mormon pornstar would know all about "wanting the v."

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:17

I want some T. But then I'd have to P. Okay I'll stop.

Iknoweverything 29

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:55

DON'T... BLINK!

FlyinTurtle 7

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:58

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

GraceMarieC 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:00

YES! I was hoping someone would make a Doctor Who reference!!

MindFreakazoid 10

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:30

And DON'T look them in the eye! Stare at anything but the eyes!

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:48

I'll stare at their stone boobs. What are they going to do about it? Nothing.

Mollietheninja 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:45

ALlamaOnFire 20

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:17

I HAVE BEEN DIRECTED HERE FROM MY COMMENT ON #3 Woooo! Doctor Who! Did you know that it is Matt Smith's 30th birthday today?:)

daringtoride 27

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:04

That reference is ******* amazing. I love that show. 'Bye, Ponds :(

Inediblepeaches 15

Monday 29 October 2012 4:37

Dammit 14, I was going to say that x3 Meh, guess I shoulda assumed other, more awesome and quick people would ha- *blinks* ....I'm in 1969.... Hey! I might be able to live long enough to comment this first! :D