Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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Top comments
Brooke5702 13
Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping
xR3cKl3sSx 12
I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.
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Comments (79)
Teddycjm94 7
The tired never prosper. Lol
christian1509 21
You must've pissed someone off if they've stolen your windshield wipers on multiple occasions xD
MandyMeow_fml 18
Why don't you just take them off before going to bed then snap them back on in the morning when you leave? It really sucks that someone keeps swiping them from you.
PoisonOrchid 21
I had the sane thought. Its a bit obnoxious to have to do that, but its better than continually buying new ones.
Enslaved 38
Nah, better to catch the thief in the act and beat their ass so they never do it to another person's car!
LowExpectations 30
Why do I get the feeling that if OP did that, then the next day their car will be on cinder blocks.
PoisonOrchid 21
True, #35. OP might not wanna keep buying new windshield wipers for however long it takes to catch the thief, though.
tanabanana13 14
That sounds like a time-consuming hassle :(
expertsmilee 26
Spongebob voice, "How does this keep happening!?"
MissHeartSihk 26
You must buy some awesome wipers.
maximus_prime 24
It's the spoons I tell you, it's those spoons, run for the hills!!!
cakefete2 31
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Neighborhood terrorized by criminal known to authorities as the "Wiper Swiper".
palestine4life 7
Move to a new area? This isn't an FML. This is just stupidity.
yesmydear 7
really skilled and brave thief though
annarcheer 19
haha those crazy teenagers