Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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Brooke5702 13
Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping
xR3cKl3sSx 12
I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.
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Comments (79)
joemud 13
Go-pro on the dash!
CutiePatootie85 11
Who steals Winshield wipers???
lazyslumber 18
Hide again. Hide and hide till you succeed
wellthenpeople 5
Who steals those
_purepxrcelain_ 6
who is that desperate or pissed off at you to steal your wipers ?
manimitsu 6
where do you live? so I can know to never visit.
beefsteak07 12
*that awkward moment when you accidentally hit the "you deserve" it button*
Kaoticwolf 17
you tried