Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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Top comments
Brooke5702 13
Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping
xR3cKl3sSx 12
I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.
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Comments (79)
cjwayy 22
Sounds like it's the same person who is stealing your windshield wipers.
akorpija 12
No, it's definitely not.
gracehi 33
The real reward is pissing you off. MWA HA HA!
jamawe 5
Need to get a little camera to live feed to your computer. Usually thieves start small before moving on to more risky steals.
vlalam 24
lol, at least u got a good sleep..
dabears1011234 27
You suck
buckdharma 38
Replace your windshield wiper fluid with piss, and don't fall asleep this time.
fsomelife 26
We don't need windshield wipers anymore in California. :(
worldclassrager 41
Who needs windshield wipers that badly? I guess rain ex will be your best friend
anticulas 12
I have to assume that you've never been in a torrential downpour. Wipers save your life. 5-10ft viewing distance with a viewing angle of 30-40° is horrid.
hondajason72280 10
Rainx works great if applied right
noah_1234 24
maybe its someone getting revenge
crunchycheeto99 11
Just set up a camera to record the theif in action!