Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
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Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
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Poopstain 0
Where's the "her life is f-ed" vote button?
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Aw ..
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Comments (138)
biancagolden 0
Well how were you supposed to know? Deceitful little brat.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Umm..She's not a brat.. STFU BITCH.
dacotaxx 0
**** you that's ****** up you would even say that to a child without a father
qwertification 0
man your a dumbass #1 how is she deceitful brat was she supposed to say hi Idont have a dad. This is her FML
xx3ginaxx3 0
It was a girl the OP didn't know. He didn't really deserve it; if you saw a kid coloring a picture that said "best dad," the first thing you'd expect is a child making it for their father. How was the OP supposed to know that she didn't have a dad..?
muneko13 2
first of all...how does this FML? its not like he has to take care of her! douchebag! and second...the little girl is not deceitful fag!
JustMyLuck_huh 0
Why the hell would a little girl right that if she didn't have a dad. I agree with #1. That kid is a brat
wintamint101 7
who buys a little girl without a dad a coloring book that says BEST DAD?
Skimbap 0
#1 has a good point, little **** doesn't deserve a father...
madgirl102492 0
#1 is a mega bitch and shold jump off a cliff. and T~T thats horrible poor kid
angelk11 0
1 and 99 - you guys r idiots
MaeeFlowers 0
#92 Rotflmao! Youre funny.
monzach 5
clearly the one to blame here is the mother for not having a man to help raise the child
monzach 5
clearly the one to blame here is the mother for not having a man to help raise the child
swinglifeaway123 8
You **** sucking dick. Go **** yourself in the ass with a razor blade. Insensitive dick hole.
jbuckets_404 39
Monzach, maybe the father died or there's some other non-irresponsible reason on the part of the mother for his absence. :-(
Vasir 2
I uh, dont think this is a FML but ok. Do any of you remember when FML was funny?
Pepperolls 0
Aw ..
Bhetti 0
Do any of you remember when comments weren't annoying? 'This isn't FML/this isn't funny/first!' That is FHL. The guy in the story is awesome.
Itstopsecret 0
Why,do you find this particular FML funny?
starberries 0
"Do any of you remember when comments weren't annoying?" Nope. "The guy in the story is awesome." There is no guy in the story, and if you're talking about the OP, she didn't do anything awesome.
Poopstain 0
Where's the "her life is f-ed" vote button?
nintenDX 0
agreed
howtobe351 0
Love your profile picture lol I.C.P wooop wooop!
lette4life959 10
Awww shit! Whoop whoop fam!! ;D I'm goin to hallowicked in 5 days!!!
dearViena 0
#2 is right
PlasmaPorter 12
there is no #2.... EGGGSSS
HowlingFire 21
#133 this comment was made when there was a #2. The #2 comment got deleted, and that is why you no longer see a comment #2
catatonicsleep 17
You weren't to know. Lots of people make slip ups like that and most people would assume that if a child is colouring something with 'Best Dad' written on it that they are colouring if for their Dad.
Vasir 2
4- When stuff was funny, no one would have to say "this isnt funny".
XblahhX 0
I find it even funnier how about 10% of people said that you deserved this.
awkward_turtles 1
FunniER? I didn't find the FML very funny to begin with...
look_its_me 0
This isn't your fault. And it's not an FML.
DWordHead16 19
I know this is old but damn. I think this is an FML because the OP knows she hurt the girl's feelings and feels extremely bad. It's not her fault though; she didn't know.