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By rapper in training - 11/02/2012 01:02 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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Ithildyn 5

I never imagined "emergency rapping" would be a skill one would need to keep safe in life.... I stand corrected.

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zingline89 18

He's a crapper rapper

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DocBastard 38

You actually just put the "rap" in "crap".

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silentbutfunny 0

This... This right here is golden material. In all seriousness, do you, doc, ever have, presently, or intend to do stand up?

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silentbutfunny 0

I suppose the one after "seriousness," was unessessary, but the parts after were.

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timmy_00738618 4

I mean are you serious? Some guy made you rap with him to slop on my knob? And you didn't kick his ass? He wouldn't have even put his hands on me. Don't take that bullshit dude

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hateevryone 14

lmao. this is too funny.

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1PaulyD 9

start hitting the gym and get big so you have more confidence in yourself in situations like this... but its good you knew ur level in the alpha male order and rapped along.. other wise you wouldve got beat up bra bra

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misfitmonroe 4

Looks like you checked in and did your job.

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BeccaHugs 17

This actually made me laugh out loud. Tough luck op.

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causticgirl 6

Thank you OP for one of the funniest FMLs ever. I just laughed a very nice red wine out my nose

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TheLoneWandererX 2

Now the ever burning question is... Why were you drinking red winr while reading FML's?

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causticgirl 6

It was late and I like red wine. Nothing wrong with that...

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effedml 5

Agreed. This was absolutely hilarious. One of the best FML's ever.

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soupisyummy 13

I guess you could say the drunken man's rapping career has gone down the toilet (x

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