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By rapper in training - 11/02/2012 01:02 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By shitless88 - 20/08/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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Ithildyn 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:13

I never imagined "emergency rapping" would be a skill one would need to keep safe in life.... I stand corrected.

ironwords 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:14

Still better then Kesha

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:46

What a shitty situation XD

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:51

Rapping in toilets, one of those cool new things

boomhauer18 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:11

Haha to funny

SuicidalxMaggot 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:18

Rap is shit Metal FTW

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:23

Technically, you made a shit pun. Your arguement is automatically invalid!

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:10

What is shit metal?

Colonel_Lexi 18

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:21

At least you weren't forced to rap to R.Kelly songs. You would've received a golden shower if you didn't comply with his demands!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:58

Thank goodness for Three 6 Mafia or you would've been in some real s*!t.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 9:24

In this case, I hope Art didn't imitate Life...

LVSondra4k 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 9:34

I can't stop laughing!!!!!! Hilarious!!

charmanderCHAR 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 10:15

Reading this drunk, this is HILARIOUS.

TheLoneWandererX 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 11:51

Props to OP Although if you saw the bathrooms in the Wasteland.....

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