Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
shimmyya88 0
You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.
elfuin 0
I don't believe he was talking about poop...
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Comments (134)
myexsucks 0
LOL at #62....that would've been a perfect addition to the FML.
meddude 0
dude...FYL...so sorry.
WaterMist 0
Not sure if you're a guy or girl, but if you're a guy-- what the hell were you thinking? You'd think the fact that they're female panties would be enough for you to stay away.
leyash 0
Either you did it on purpose, or you're a moron. You deserved that one.
xabuko 0
FYL....that is disgusting! But why would u stick ur head all the way in?..u cudve just taken a lil whiff...im sure its not that hard to determine what is clean and what is not?!?!?...agreed?
Lisimal 7
#22: XD And WTF! dude... Anyways...that's how you smelled when you came out the oven.
rachelbrianna25 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! u didn't look first! woah man! whiff- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! wow this is so funny, yet so wrong!
00754chan 0
Is she a MILF ?
jannas 0
EWWWWWWWW! :-&
highonlife77 0
Oooo that's hot!