First step
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Hope you get jailed
Dine and dash
I'm sure if you paid her for a one night stand she'll forgive you.
How embarrassing!
Just return and apologise, assuming you don't do it again it wont cause any hard feelings. I once threw up on a bar and they still let me back in that pub.
Maybe he will pay it for you? It's a great conversation starter, he could say that he wants to take you to dinner, and pick up the tab for real? Idk look on the bright side OP(:
Am I the only one who assumed OP is a boy o.o all the comments suggest otherwise
Well... it does tell, that it's a woman. After her nickname.
The FML itself also says WAITER, not waitress (which of course doesn't absolutely mean OP is female, but it's more likely).
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I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.
World's worst criminal?