Love: First step

First step

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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Nice try, loverboy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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jetsown08 21

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:57

I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.

efemel94 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:58

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Comments

rivaraven 35

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:40

At least he's going to call you. :D

vbmg152 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:45

He probably thinks you did it on purpose do he'd have to call you! Just pay, apologize & it'll be ok! I have to say this though; smooth move!

ebfbruh 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:46

See u in county jail!

klovely22 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:51

Actually, that's brilliant! Wish I would have thought of something like that. (: (Of course either way I would go back to pay the bill.)

BloodAndFire 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:28

He's only going to call you to tell you you forgot to pay now. Lol.

DatEmoFurry 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:32

You woke up BARKING? Nice (:

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 August 2012 0:37

Aha. Wrong one.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 10 August 2012 0:18

shouldn't this be the waiter's FML

dijafe27 6

Friday 10 August 2012 0:22

Niceeee (;

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 10 August 2012 0:31

Waiteress act that way in order to get larget tips, and men stupidily fall for it. Ever gone to Hooters with a girl with you? They act COMPLETELY different towards men who come on their own or just with other men. YDI for thinking with your lower head.