Love, Embarrassing and Parents: First impressions

First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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Spillage

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 06:00

Today, while at a restaurant on a date, I spilled red wine on the white tablecloth. The waiter came over with a new one, saying, "Don't worry, it's not the first time someone's spilled wine here." My date leaned over and whispered, "It's the first time someone's spilled it on me, though." FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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matt1234321 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

tht was smoooth

Kel_x 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:18

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

Comments

ohgosh_noooo 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:59

who has white carpet anymore? or for that matter carpet at all?! bitches need to get hardwood floors

zuuzuu_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:01

smart one dumb one

your_face 15

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:02

You could have stepped outside to pop the cork. That way you wouldn't have to worry about the cork shooting out and breaking a mirror or denting a wall or something.

littlegolferboy 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:06

You're thinking of champagne. Wine normally isn't carbonated so the OP just sucks at something as simple as pulling a cork out of a bottle.

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:03

now just find something blue and make it all patriotic like.

ZoeeC 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:08

Just pour white wine on it!

rockstatic 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:20

That's why you do it in the kitchen, dumbass.

ladiegata 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:23

that's not baddd ! get another gf hehe

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:36

The only way to fix this is to offer to pay for the clean up, and if it can't come clean, offer to pay for a replacement carpet. Yeah, it's going to be expensive. But it was your fault, and why should THEY have to pay to fix something someone else did in their house? Take responsibility, and make it right, and they will forgive you. Make sure you insist on paying for it, even if they say it's okay.