Love, Embarrassing and Parents: First impressions

First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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Spillage

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 06:00

Today, while at a restaurant on a date, I spilled red wine on the white tablecloth. The waiter came over with a new one, saying, "Don't worry, it's not the first time someone's spilled wine here." My date leaned over and whispered, "It's the first time someone's spilled it on me, though." FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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matt1234321 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

tht was smoooth

Kel_x 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:18

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:20

Bottle of wine - $70 Suit cleaned - $5 Making a terrible first impression with the g/f's parents - priceless Next time stop trying to be so suave and just be yourself.

dorkside_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:17

you forgot new carpeting for parents - $2000

love_it214 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:23

bro that's not bad at all my first time meeting my girlfriends parents I reached to shake her dads hand missed and landed on her mom...still havnt lived it down and that was 2yrs ago

gabirolon 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:01

lmao lmao now u know where they get the idea for "meet the parents" from... lmao being urself works everytime... unless u r a d I c k then u have no salvation anyways... lol

UberFail79 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:58

it landed on her mom... Excellent hand-eye coordination, pal. Just don't ever try to give her parents a hug. Ever.

natant301 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:29

really smooth

Domonator 16

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:30

Now her parents are thinking that when your own cork pops, the results will end up in their daughter, instead of in the condom.

kennarama 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:33

That sucks, but accidents do happen, hopefully they won't hold it against you.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:45

I don't understand why people get white carpets...

alexisthename 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:24

^ I love that I'm not the only one who thought this. The best part is when they ask you to remove your shoes before walking on it. I "forget" to do this every time I go to my friend's apartment.

olw25 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:48

take white wine next time :-). also rent a carpet cleaner and atleast try to get it out. shows responsibility.

xladylarienx 18

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:54

That happened to me a few years ago over Christmas dinner at my boyfriend's parents when I knocked over my glass of red wine onto "the good white table cloth" and part of the carpet. Fortunately, I remembered that dousing the stain with white wine helps (believe it or not). I didn't use any carpet cleaner but the stain has disappeared, and the table cloth was good as new after running it through the laundry. So next time, pull out the white wine and pour away! :)

kbiz 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:06

OR if you put baking soda on a spill right away and let it sit over night you can vacuum up the baking soda in the morning and the stain will be gone. This trick has saved my security deposit on my apartment so many times