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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

27%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

94%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%

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Fergus52's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fatty1970 / Monday 23 May 2011 01:33 / United States

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 July 2009 17:00 / France

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jon - / Monday 18 January 2010 20:26 / United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it