Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
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EnderNutt 16

Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

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IIVIMMXV 9

Buy a gun and wait for him with nö clothes on playing around with the gun. That should help

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DexBanWhore 6

Don't take it to seriously, guns are very sexy. try new things in bed also.

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Goblin182 26

Instead of perfume, rub a little gun powder behind your ears.

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clawstrophobic 15

Does also identify as an ammo round? If so, I think your boyfriend is "ammosexual"

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Lepidop 18

It might make him interested in sex if you dress up as a cop with a fake (but real-lookong) gun and ask him to put his arms in the air etc... ;)

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BabeSlave97 12

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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waleedma 18

Tattoo a gun on your body!!!!!!!!!

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