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Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Zaros_fml 24

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:55

At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.

boofgall 16

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:00

-sigh- you're*.

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bethanybunny_fml 4

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:39

At least you can show up to The Hobbit movie premiere this year without having to buy a costume!

WickedWolf 11

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:42

Apparently you are...

kikimonole 13

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:07

I love how people are saying girls shouldn't have hairy feet. FYI guys, we all have hairy feet. Even girls. Some girls just have darker hair than others. If it's a really big problem then you might have a hormonal imbalance. Nothing wrong with that, it's normal. C:

rebelliousshroom 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:23

Don't you mean that everybody has hairy legs? I don't think I've ver seen anyone with hairy feet - with their socks and shoes off, anyway. I'm guessing OP has excessive hair growth on her legs as well. In that case, OP, there is some kind of laser therapy you can undergo to permanently remove hair. It's expensive, but i imagine it must be boring to spend so much time shaving/waxing. Good luck!

Gabilliam 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:16

PO-TA-TOES

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 August 2012 0:12

More like HAI-RY-TOES but smells like DO-RE-TOES

Franorox 8

Friday 24 August 2012 1:09

Hairy toes was funny but when you mentioned doritos it became a bit try hard

wironandine 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:35

Ugly shoes. Keep them hairy.

noprobgotglob 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:53

You guys are ******* mean out yourself in ops shoes how do you think feels or thinks about this strange life experience

j510 3

Friday 24 August 2012 0:54

I know how you feel:/

belliebean 7

Friday 24 August 2012 1:22

Suuuuuure your not

jayhawkchik 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:56

Yes, yes you are.

Spark_Slicker 19

Friday 24 August 2012 2:21

Nasty hobbitses!

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