Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.
noir_heart 8
Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.
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Comments (75)
Sweet_Meli 11
My family is racist too, I brought my Peruvian boyfriend over to meet them , and they kept calling him the "genie pig eater", and my uncle tried to fight him because we were holding hands. It was extremely embarrassing , but I tried my best to make him feel comfortable and defended him every chance I could . Sorry that we have crazy families op! Hopefully she likes/loves you enough to put up with the fam :)
Pesticides 19
see. this is why people can't have nice things.
hcollins1 18
I'm sorry that has happened to both you and OP! Hearing stuff like this makes me glad that I'm a mutt (Korean, Cherokee Indian, Scottish and Irish as far as I know) if my parents EVER tried doing this I me, I'd just throw it back at them saying my dads the one that married an Asian a so they have no room to talk.
tomgun_fml 16
Your family can be really racist when they are drunk
Grauncho 27
Wow, are you sure, genius?
RavenDesired 10
No shit, Sherlock.
tomgun_fml 16
Oh thank you,you're sooo kind
awkwardturtl3 3
blame it on the al-al-al-alcoholll (8)
SimplyAshleii 11
That's horrible! I hope your family apologizes as that is not acceptable whatsoever. I hope she is okay
therealmarkyb 6
thaats pretty bad but not your fault
heyheynow 12
admit it OP, if your family is racist then you are too! You tried to hide yours and figured that it would be nice to try another race and the worst part is that you didn't defend her and you were probably laughing on the inside with them.... Asshole!
wiccanangel13 10
You are a horrible person. Is your life so shitty you need to accuse other people of acting the same way and believing the same things as the rest of their family? Seriously, get a life and keep your hate off here!
DocBastard 38
Heyheynow - The best thing I can say is that your worthless breathing is wasting my oxygen. The worst thing I can say about you will probably get me banned by the mods, but it contains various iterations of idiot, *******, brain dead, moron, pond scum, and drool.
AzraelSonOfSatan 7
How does this even make sense? I can tell you one thing, I am nothing like my family. My parents and brother are just a bunch of closed-minded rednecks that hate me for liking metal and not caring much for country. They're all racist and homophobic as ****, and get angry at me for telling them to cut the shit. Long story short, not all people are like their families.
youresoscrewed 24
Ouch! I hope your girlfriend didn't held you accountable. Too bad you can't choose your family :-(
Enslaved 36
Shame on you too! Why didn't you just leave after the very first racist remark? I feel so bad that you allowed your girlfriend to be subjected to their insults.
JaneChemi_fml 21
maybe he lives there
SamCat 21
#34 but he can still leave the house to go elsewhere with her, or at least just take her home.
Michael_92 20
That's exactly what I thought, I wouldn't sit there and let that happen.
IvyOswin 17
Maybe she was a good sport about it?
Epikouros 31
Rovery famiry...