False flag

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 742
You deserved it 2 451

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

drunkmunkey 24

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

Comments

That's a threat; tell her back off or you'll sue the shit out of her.

wheelchairchick 11

Let her take you to judge judy she would put her in her place.

Your neighbor is a moron laugh at her while you slam the door in her face. Also if you feel so inclined throw a driving instruction manual at her with the highlighted, universal rule of never parking in front of a fire hydrant, then laugh and slam the door in her face.

Sorry but your smoke detector shouldn't notify the fire department! It is only in your home to notify you! Unless you have a huge house with a fire alarm system, and a honeywell fire panel! I do this for a living!

When you can't think of any threats so you say "or else! " ******* priceless ?

dDailydDosage 8

I'd tell her to take it up with the law. They'd probably just laugh and throw out that case soon as it hits a desk.

Everyone knows not to park in front of fire hydrants. That would make me so mad.

magickiss87 22

That sucks, Op! But don't let that jackass get to you. It's her own fault and if she bothers you again threaten to have her arrested over it all since "blackmail" is a crime.