False flag

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 742
You deserved it 2 451

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

drunkmunkey 24

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

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She's at fault and nuts as well. Tell her to bug off or the police will have more than a ticket for her.

dannnngthatsux 19

Before she does anything, sure her for endangering your life and things by doing something illegal! I wouldn't go for it but it'll give you a bargaining piece if she gets pissy.

Kindly remind her that parking in front of a fire hydrant is her fault and that the words "pay me or else" constitute racketeering.

She's actually lucky her car is still in one piece. I've seen fire department guys demolish cars that were in their way...

I'm pretty sure it's extortion not racketeering.

Right. That's the word I was looking for. I knew it somehow didn't sound right.

Tell her to get lost, OR ELSE you're gonna call the Police. The nerve of that bitch!

**** that bitch. Tell her to pay her own fine for being a dumbass, and that if she threatens you again you'll take her to court over that.

"Hello, 911 in being threatened by my neighbor"

idxntgiveafxck 17

It would be interesting to see what the "or else" might be.

Too bad for her, just don't worry about her, if she does do something then you could report her as well.