False flag

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 742
You deserved it 2 451

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

drunkmunkey 24

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

Comments

DA3Z 16

I hate people that park in front of fire hydrants, or don't pull over for ambulances/fire trucks. It's her fault.

Theater_Chef_3 30

Don't pay it, she can't force you to pay it. Also tell the cops she threatened you so if she does do something there won't be a doubt about if she did "or else" you.

A neighbor with a grudge is a horrible thing to have.

Or else what? I'd say get like Young Dro and FDB.

CMMartin22 9

Don't do it. Anytime she knocks on your door just walk away

That would be a hilariously short trail, "your honour I'm sueing her because the FD pull up to her house for a broken detecter and i got a ticket for having my car parked in front of the hydrant" "case dismissed and i demand the loca mujer to pay ops legal fees"

And at that point you charge her with harassment

MrZsDad 19

A ticket? In Boston they run the hose through your car to get to the hydrant. She should be happy.

She can't do anything. If she does anything, you have the legal high ground.

Tell her to back off "or else" you'll set her on fire. :)