Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 233
You deserved it 47 723

Same thing different taste

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i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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Everything has to be balanced. Physical attraction has to be in perfect balance with emotional attraction or a relationship will not work. Too many people try for one or the other, which is why this country's divorce rate is 60%.

ander3w 0

give the man what he wants.

243 - Sometimes the numbers on the comments change before your post. Soo that doesn't make me a tard. I was talking to 236 though

Could be worse... at least it's not "a *******.. from a hooker" or "anyone other than you". You know, really, it's a good thing, he considers bj's for special occasions and not everyday maybe... or it could be he thinks you're good at 'em. Besides, like women like to say, and it's true.. when DON'T we think about sex? Also, your friend's boyfriend is, as you just said, brand new.

christopherlove 0

You so rarely give ******** that he must request one for his birthday? YDI

funny one of my friends told me that exact same story

The guy asking for a quiet night of watching movies is just asking for sex in a nicer way

Just like dinner and a movie--really think they're gonna watch the movie? at least you get past all the crappy "i dunno whats gonna happen" shit- at least you know your BF wants you!

But, on your birthday, he can return the favour. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

whoshotimnot 0

lol it seems that the your bf's (best friends) well uh bf (boy friend) told her a movie or two but didnt say wat movies can someone say midnight cinimax???