Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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maryann_massacre 0

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

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anonymeux_fml 0

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

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bergss77 0

this is fake. and in addition to the process it would have taken that others have posted, most cars require you to press a button on the gear shift before moving it. sooo yeah this is impossible.

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so_f0cked 0

YDI. If you're that much of a spaz, perhaps you should hold off on the driver's license for a little longer.

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springalicious 0

Yeah, and the fact that you have to press the brake to shift gears. Unless you hadn't put in in park already...

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akeep5 0

wait a sec. (im assuming you put the car in Park) so you had the reaction "oh my god my hair is stuck. im going to reach over and put my car in drive! yeah that will get my hair out of the window" wow thats the stupidest thing iv ever heard of (assuming the car was still in drive) you shouldve failed anyways for not putting it in Park after getting into a PARKING space. either way you fail YDI

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Laurkins 0

#44, I'm sure you're good a driver, but 89%? Was that concluded using a statistically significant test? =D

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LetsPretend 0

I'm sorry but this is hilarious but also extremely stupid of you at the same time.

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springalicious 0

#49, actually it was, my school newspaper did a survey on all the kids who drove and I scored higher than 89% of males in my school. It was testing like accident rates by gender or something like that.

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twinkletoes795 0

why u flip out if ur hair got caught in the window? just un-wind the window. duh! you deserved thatt!

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were_giraffe 2

Seriously... who *thrashes* about over some caught hair? Total over-reaction. And yes I've had hair caught in the window before. I usually just unroll it and calmly move the hair out of the way. What I don't do is thrash about the inside of the car as if that would solve something.

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akeep5 0

wait a sec. this makes noooo since (assuming you put the car in Park) so you had the reaction "OH M G! my HAIR is stuck. im going to reach over and put my car in drive! yeah that will get my hair out of the window" your the reason males believe they are better drivers than females (assuming the car was still in drive) you shouldve failed anyways for not putting it in Park after getting into a PARKING space. again your the reason males believe they are better drivers than females OP: do you happen to be a cheerleader? cause then i would sympathize with you cause cheerleaders aren't expected to do well at anything especially if 'ruining' their hair is at stake. YDI for being stupid

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