Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Seti_fml 0
all i can say is "lol" to that... you don't deserve it and you're life isn't really fed, its just a humorous story.
sailing 0
I hope you were polite enough to direct him to the creamer. And that's not really an FML, more like "a side effect of people getting old" and "it's bound to happen eventually."
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Comments (64)
bebepatita 0
hows this fml. your grandparents knw how to enjoy life
Danastica 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA i love old people
choppedNskrewed 0
oh crap #33.......that was soooo unnecessary. (yes, upon reading that i did indeed picture my grandfather naked *shudders*)
thepdh147 0
OMG YOUR GRANDPA IS WINSTON CHURCHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xomoko 0
lol yeah this other grandma i had walked around with no bra/shirt after a shower when last time she visited...i was like HOLY SHIT. good thing im a girl or it woulda been a lot worse
Taylorlake 0
Old people are hilarious.
ohhdamn 0
haha #17 hahaing at #10.
thesodypopkid 0
Yep. Been there. Gramps would sit in the front lawn with nothing but a shaving towel over his crotch and snap beans. A street goes that way.
ericavel 0
#8. Hahaha
Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao #33 That's ******* nasty, but you are brilliant :D