Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Top comments
Seti_fml 0
all i can say is "lol" to that... you don't deserve it and you're life isn't really fed, its just a humorous story.
sailing 0
I hope you were polite enough to direct him to the creamer. And that's not really an FML, more like "a side effect of people getting old" and "it's bound to happen eventually."
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Comments (64)
crunkk426 0
#2.... yep.
kvgf1484 0
haha that's funny. Yeah it's a little out of the norm, but it's not a FYL.
adelaide_evening 0
The things old people use for lube these days....
eilizlol 0
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Jordie210 0
haha #10!
chillaxDude 0
Nice to hear that old people still get their freak on ... but I still don't wanna see what you saw. Sorry for you.
hk_fml 9
Ewwwwwwwww. That is so startling. I dont think anyone wants to see granddad wandering the house naked x_x
LilKonvicted 0
thats kinda.. ewwwwwwwwww But I still don't think its a FYL Unless evrytime you see him you picture him naked XD
rachelbrianna25 0
Wow. that's pretty gross. lol. where is the creamer? hahaha. my friend told me one time his grandma couldn't unhook her bra & my friend is a dude. so he had to take it off of her. now that is freaking gross right there. LOL!!!!!!!!!
fretforyerlatte 0
uugghh...nobody wants to see droopy old man balls.. i'm with 9 though, the oldness makes it a bit grosser but i'd be pretty damn disgusted to walk in on any of my relatives naked.