Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
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Top comments
colton_colton 50
Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP
ChawanKiti 15
That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?
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Comments (102)
cerk 7
Grab him or run out safely, seems like opposite sides of the spectrum for choices
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Isn't there a term called "rob you in your sleep" or "robbed in your sleep"? Something like that?
LittleRed79 39
I think you're confusing a mash-up of "robs you blind" and "robs you of sleep" here. Appropriate nonetheless :)
feven 32
What the hell. Do u get robbed regularly or something?
supersquirel500 10
If you're tired, then you're tired no matter what situation you're in.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
u must be one heavy sleeper
ArashiGirl 13
Honestly...Your lucky you didn't wind up on the news as the newest murder victim.
Whotevah 8
You're* i had to do this, you left me no choice.
worldclassrager 41
Hope you didn't lose anything too valuable OP...but not a bad strategy
jjmiller1985 10
I call bullshit...
Crystal4 23
Maybe it's time to buy a guard dog.
fader48080 10
damn, you are one relaxed dude!