Family, Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Ewww, gross

Ewww, gross

By spekledworf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Rotten

By anon - 05/02/2025 00:00 - Netherlands - Naaldwijk

Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML

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Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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That's not how that works

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 16:18 - Denmark

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

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Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:23

Ew.

fireice22 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:24

Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.

Comments

burnsie22 5

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:29

That's the best Part! U drink that stuff

Keahi 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:55

Sharing is caring.

simonepedretti 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:31

thats really gross:|

aribari373 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 17:47

That is so gross!

aribari373 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 17:49

Buy ur own milk with a sign that says property of OP. do not touch

Shade1982 20

Friday 26 April 2013 16:18

I'm just guessing here, but I don't think they will care about that or even read it before stealing the op's milk...

elvisaaron 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 21:54

After you open a new one pour the rest out jus to make them mad .. Sweet revenge not sweet milk !

vetgrl 2

Friday 31 August 2012 8:45

I don't even...

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:56

Istn't... isn't it........ isn't it a different color???

iKristien 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 0:04

Oh my goddd that is just gross :( ew ew ew.

blackmauser95 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:55

I would shank a nigga

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