Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
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feelsfeelsfeels 8
Ew.
fireice22 0
Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.
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Comments (131)
karmaababyy 5
That is beyond disgusting. You would think that people would have more decency for other people in the household. Obviously not. All I can say OP is that it's payback time
aperfectxdeath 3
Put laxatives in the milk and maybe they'll be dumb enough to blame it on the recycled milk and stop doing it. :)
Special_Psycho 8
Dude, get your own milk. That's just wrong.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's nasty.
captainburke 5
Ew throw some laxatives in there, that will teach them.
FeedMyChickens 0
reuse and recycle
KiddNYC1O 22
Cheapos never seize to amaze me...
Ashley91129 6
GROSS! Yes I am judging your family.
rkp93 1
Buy your own milk
mhterp90 17
I always drink my leftover milk when the cereal is gone or sometimes I pour more cereal house with the rest of my milk.
1crabbygirl 10
Gross!