Escape route
By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand
By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand
By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States
By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States
By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia
By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States
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By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States
By dgordo3 - 09/02/2009 01:01 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States
By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States
By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States
#10 & #11 - hope women are clever enough to run from guys like u. She get bored NOT because she had finished already. She had no hope to finish with him... and might got second thoughts :D Why should she keep herself bored (or even in pain) to satisfy him?
Hell, I've done that. Sorry it happened to you though!
Thats rough. On the bright side, you don't have to explain to a doctor how you got herpes on your colostomy hole.
for those saying she should have faked it, that's stupid. if he's THAT terrible, he should learn how to be better in bed. if she faked it she'd just be leading him to think he's good in bed, and that's not helping him or any of the other women he sleeps with in the future. the way she went about it was pretty bitchy though
LMAO. Epic fail FYL!!!! You should have wacked it in her face before she left!
Man if you really like her, you'd hit her upside the head for telling such an obvious lie! O: Nah just kidding, what she did was messed up... but funny too. Lol D:
Well you made it past the "exposing your junk" stage, so at least she didn't think (or care) that you have a tiny ****. Chin up!
look at it this way. at least now you know that you're doing something wrong in the bed and you can fix it. and believe me if she's doing that then you should fix it.
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You may need to work on your technique a little.
She MUST have meant her biological clock, right? Women don't need watches for those kinds of things. Come on buddy, think on the bright side.