FML : Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I...

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JAY22 - / Thursday 26 March 2009 11:41 / United States

Intimacy

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By lolol182 | 4

#60290 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:00

ahahahahaha

reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

By meaganwas | 0

#60303 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

Jesus would most definitely want you to finish. He's a cool guy, so I'm told.

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By lolol182 | 4

#60290 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:00

ahahahahaha

reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

Tang35 | 0

#864701 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:49

haha u r so right!! :) if I were a guy id of been like, yes! now bow your head and pray already!

nosedive1994 | 0

#981264 - Sunday 18 April 2010 8:34

I'd have been like "I'll decide when I come"

hellokittywhore | 0

#986099 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 0:39

lmfao at 309!!! I'm soo gonna do this tonight!! or maybe the one where the girls giving her bf head and lots at him and gives him a thumbs up. XD

Selsa_Squirrel | 0

#1221228 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:14

There is much win in this one. U.U

Xtaci | 0

#1247526 - Sunday 15 August 2010 20:18

#323 tell ur bf it tastes like chicken. see what he says lol

viper2426 | 0

#2971418 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:58

should have cummed and said hallaluya!!

Humanspider | 18

#3629594 - Thursday 24 November 2011 12:20

awesome!

aimzskee | 30

#6001719 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:56

What a mood killer

By Socrates_fml | 0

#60300 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:02

how did you answer/what happened?

By meaganwas | 0

#60303 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sockmonkey560 | 0

#412853 - Monday 20 July 2009 8:27

lol!

doglover_427 | 0

#980007 - Thursday 15 April 2010 6:14

definately. xD he understands everything

GreatGeak | 8

#1719636 - Thursday 18 November 2010 17:32

He's cool, but He'd never want you to start.
...He's the after marriage kinda guy.
granted there'd be a lot less stories if people started waiting.

thegoods69 | 0

#2023635 - Sunday 30 January 2011 2:15

hey 3 you single jk

orgin1 | 0

#2766879 - Monday 27 June 2011 3:34

win

l23VIVE | 17

#4302409 - Saturday 14 April 2012 5:31

He's not real so how could have an opinion

little_red13 | 6

#5183469 - Sunday 25 November 2012 8:42

Yeah he is. Dick..

ProctorKProducti | 5

#5900017 - Sunday 30 March 2014 6:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

colby6666 | 42

#5902358 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 20:34

And so the fighting over religion begins...

By bellwether | 0

#60304 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

Well, do you?

lifeisaterriblem | 6

#2664959 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:12

jeffreebitch | 0

#2817815 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:25

Jeffrey Dahmer is mine ;)

LaChicaBonita | 0

#2822279 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:36

hell no! Jesus suckas! XP get real people

By tumornamedmarla | 0

#60315 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

HAHAHAHAH. I'm a girl, so I wouldn't particularly know, but something tells me there are fewer faster ways to lose a hard-on.

Adrian66_fml | 0

#969736 - Sunday 28 March 2010 7:50

Yes, jesus would most likely be an instant hard-on killer.

By beerchen | 0

#60318 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

LOL @ #3

By misssweetsweet | 0

#60323 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:07

WOW! I bet that was a bit disturbing... and confusing.

By dawnie1001 | 0

#60326 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:07

Ya that will make everything crawl right up inside.

SaturnE_fml | 0

#1030019 - Monday 14 June 2010 6:06

Exactly! He was about to bust, and she wanted to fuck!

By blah_blah_bleh | 0

#60327 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:08

This is probably one of the funniest FML's i've seen yet hahahahahahahahahahahaaha

By waterydesire | 0

#60339 - Thursday 26 March 2009 20:10

.... Daaaayomnnn.. What a way to kill the mood.

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