Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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lolol182
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ahahahahaha
reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came
reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came
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Tang35
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haha u r so right!! :) if I were a guy id of been like, yes! now bow your head and pray already!
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nosedive1994
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I'd have been like "I'll decide when I come"
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hellokittywhore
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lmfao at 309!!! I'm soo gonna do this tonight!! or maybe the one where the girls giving her bf head and lots at him and gives him a thumbs up. XD
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Selsa_Squirrel
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There is much win in this one. U.U
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Xtaci
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#323 tell ur bf it tastes like chicken. see what he says lol
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viper2426
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should have cummed and said hallaluya!!
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Humanspider
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awesome!
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aimzskee
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What a mood killer
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Socrates_fml
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how did you answer/what happened?
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meaganwas
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sockmonkey560
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lol!
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doglover_427
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definately. xD he understands everything
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GreatGeak
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He's cool, but He'd never want you to start.
...He's the after marriage kinda guy.
granted there'd be a lot less stories if people started waiting.
...He's the after marriage kinda guy.
granted there'd be a lot less stories if people started waiting.
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thegoods69
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hey 3 you single jk
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orgin1
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win
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l23VIVE
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He's not real so how could have an opinion
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little_red13
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Yeah he is. Dick..
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ProctorKProducti
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colby6666
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And so the fighting over religion begins...
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bellwether
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Well, do you?
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lifeisaterriblem
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no
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jeffreebitch
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Jeffrey Dahmer is mine ;)
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LaChicaBonita
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hell no! Jesus suckas! XP get real people
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tumornamedmarla
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HAHAHAHAH. I'm a girl, so I wouldn't particularly know, but something tells me there are fewer faster ways to lose a hard-on.
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Adrian66_fml
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Yes, jesus would most likely be an instant hard-on killer.
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beerchen
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LOL @ #3
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misssweetsweet
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WOW! I bet that was a bit disturbing... and confusing.
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dawnie1001
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Ya that will make everything crawl right up inside.
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SaturnE_fml
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Exactly! He was about to bust, and she wanted to fuck!
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blah_blah_bleh
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This is probably one of the funniest FML's i've seen yet hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
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waterydesire
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.... Daaaayomnnn.. What a way to kill the mood.
reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came