Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
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michelle4srs
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Lol, awww.
Sounds like something that'd happen in a movie.
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First~ c:
Sounds like something that'd happen in a movie.
EDIT:
First~ c:
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Gorsbug823
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aw *gives hug*
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chaos753159
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she had clothes on?
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guitardedman
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goddamn thats rough
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danyfuckinheatle
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tiny
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SoBlonde_fml
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Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.
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totalbadass
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YDI for not knowing that those systems shut down during sex, so she shouldn't have to go to the bathroom mid-coitus.
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Master_Trader
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lol nice fml.
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jadore_me
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so true!
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wholeon
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I have my doubts about this one.
1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of.
2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc?
3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door?
This just makes no sense...
1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of.
2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc?
3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door?
This just makes no sense...
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starfire555
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you're an idiot
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Phatso806
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yea pretty sure this one is fake
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tiipsypiink09
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Yea actually you're right. Why would she put her clothes on to go to the bathroom?
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sup3rmann
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stfu
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silver0jay
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you don't know. They could gve taken their clothes off in the hallway or something. or the bathroom was away from the bedroom or something. :b so shut up. there are millions of scenarios. dumb b****
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DulceVx3
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She might have only taken her pants off or lowered them , I keep my keys and id/creditcard/etc in my pants pockets . Just saying there could be many explanations & also the window in my bathroom is big enough to crawl through so it's possible .
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IHATEFMYLIFE
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My thoughts exactly! Wouldn't you think something was up when she took all her clothes and belongings to the bathroom with her? Unless you're just that dumb.
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Loliology
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She probably took her clothes off in the bathroom beforehand, I could easily fit through my bathroom window if I tried. Also a lot of bathrooms have fans when you turn on the light so she could have been discreet about it
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Driv3r001
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I know this was probably posted years ago, but my bathroom window opens and is big enough for someone to crawl out of.
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cyberhoy
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You must have been pretty bad for her to bail out like that
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dammn
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OMG LMAO ,
THATS SO BAD .
THATS SO BAD .
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emadee
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maybe shes batman and had to yknow go fight crime and stuff
you never know
you never know
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babyk41896
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hell yea I agree!
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Alteffor
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That's classic.
1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of.
2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc?
3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door?
This just makes no sense...