By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
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wholeon 0
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I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

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SoBlonde_fml 0
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Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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michelle4srs 0
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Lol, awww. Sounds like something that'd happen in a movie. EDIT: First~ c:

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chaos753159 4
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she had clothes on?

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SoBlonde_fml 0
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Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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totalbadass 0

YDI for not knowing that those systems shut down during sex, so she shouldn't have to go to the bathroom mid-coitus.

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Master_Trader 0

lol nice fml.

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wholeon 0
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I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

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Phatso806 0

yea pretty sure this one is fake

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tiipsypiink09 0
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Yea actually you're right. Why would she put her clothes on to go to the bathroom?

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sup3rmann 0

stfu

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silver0jay 11
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you don't know. They could gve taken their clothes off in the hallway or something. or the bathroom was away from the bedroom or something. :b so shut up. there are millions of scenarios. dumb b****

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DulceVx3 0
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She might have only taken her pants off or lowered them , I keep my keys and id/creditcard/etc in my pants pockets . Just saying there could be many explanations & also the window in my bathroom is big enough to crawl through so it's possible .

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26
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My thoughts exactly! Wouldn't you think something was up when she took all her clothes and belongings to the bathroom with her? Unless you're just that dumb.

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Loliology 10
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She probably took her clothes off in the bathroom beforehand, I could easily fit through my bathroom window if I tried. Also a lot of bathrooms have fans when you turn on the light so she could have been discreet about it

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Driv3r001 8

I know this was probably posted years ago, but my bathroom window opens and is big enough for someone to crawl out of.

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cyberhoy 3
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You must have been pretty bad for her to bail out like that

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dammn 0
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OMG LMAO , THATS SO BAD .

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emadee 0
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maybe shes batman and had to yknow go fight crime and stuff you never know

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babyk41896 0

hell yea I agree!

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Alteffor 0
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That's classic.

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