FML : Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the...

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dfhgblsf - / Sunday 5 April 2009 19:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By wholeon | 0

#85169 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:30

I have my doubts about this one.

1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of.
2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc?
3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door?

This just makes no sense...

By SoBlonde_fml | 0

#85157 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:26

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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By michelle4srs | 0

#85147 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:23

Lol, awww.
Sounds like something that'd happen in a movie.

EDIT:
First~ c:

Gorsbug823 | 0

#1070340 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 7:31

aw *gives hug*

chaos753159 | 4

#1106901 - Sunday 18 July 2010 20:07

she had clothes on?

By guitardedman | 0

#85154 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:25

goddamn thats rough

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1017158 - Thursday 3 June 2010 6:48

tiny

By SoBlonde_fml | 0

#85157 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:26

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

By totalbadass | 0

#85160 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:27

YDI for not knowing that those systems shut down during sex, so she shouldn't have to go to the bathroom mid-coitus.

By Master_Trader | 0

#85162 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:28

lol nice fml.

jadore_me | 0

#465900 - Friday 7 August 2009 10:52

so true!

By wholeon | 0

#85169 - Sunday 5 April 2009 23:30

starfire555 | 0

#1249696 - Monday 16 August 2010 3:13

you're an idiot

Phatso806 | 0

#1458668 - Sunday 26 September 2010 4:40

yea pretty sure this one is fake

tiipsypiink09 | 0

#1867839 - Monday 20 December 2010 3:12

Yea actually you're right. Why would she put her clothes on to go to the bathroom?

sup3rmann | 0

#2261429 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 15:53

stfu

silver0jay | 11

#2427371 - Friday 29 April 2011 4:19

you don't know. They could gve taken their clothes off in the hallway or something. or the bathroom was away from the bedroom or something. :b so shut up. there are millions of scenarios. dumb b****

DulceVx3 | 0

#5154492 - Friday 16 November 2012 10:20

She might have only taken her pants off or lowered them , I keep my keys and id/creditcard/etc in my pants pockets . Just saying there could be many explanations & also the window in my bathroom is big enough to crawl through so it's possible .

IHATEFMYLIFE | 26

#5625849 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 17:25

My thoughts exactly! Wouldn't you think something was up when she took all her clothes and belongings to the bathroom with her? Unless you're just that dumb.

Loliology | 10

#6158204 - Tuesday 30 December 2015 23:31

She probably took her clothes off in the bathroom beforehand, I could easily fit through my bathroom window if I tried. Also a lot of bathrooms have fans when you turn on the light so she could have been discreet about it