Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over, I walked around cleaning up the trash. I saw a card sitting on the table, along with a note to my mom saying, "Better luck with this one." At the moment I'm an only child, and the card was from my grandmother. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
CutiePie_101 7
If your mom stole your money, steal it back. But Op, sorry it happened :(
lulzaroonie 0
what is it with peoples parents stealing their kids money?! it's so wrong!
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Comments (100)
hallkchallkc 4
perhaps you should send your mother over to my house so I can have sex with her and secretly videotape it... then I can blackmail her by threatening to release the tape unless she gives back the hundred bucks, and everyone wins.
biko100995 0
Your mom is a ******* BITCH! Try to find the money, but if you cant find it, steal 100 from her. If she asks about it, tell her " It got lost in the mail". That'll teach the bitch.
kingdomhearts3 0
lol what a bitch...What kind of position must she be in in her life that she has to steal money from her own daughter because she can't or doesn't go out and get her own...drug addict?? Unreal..
FlyWillis 0
She's a class A bitch and a thief. Max out her debit card (not charge because that can be disputed) on bullshit from the internet. When she asks you about it tell her **** her and that the $100 gift card wasn't worth it now was it?
dajeanahansen 0
my mom uses to do that too. she once stole my $100 bill that i worked a week of dog sitting for, to go out and buy vodka FML
Mario5491 5
Tell her to buy u $100 worth of things
rileyg98 4
Get your mother arrested for theft. No difference that she's a relative.
Thebuddhafist 2
this is the reason the United states is in the shitter. people like this mother pass their genes on, then shit on their children. **** this country.
arandomthot5 1
Steal 100 dollars back from her and hide all your money, I'm actually serious haha.
GothicAngel95 16
Steal all of your mothers money OP and see how she likes it!